A.K.A. “Spartacus, Lord of Darkness and Kittens”
Allen Rattray
Best Man: Graham’s Big Brother and Rachel’s bestie for life
“Humble comes to mind when I think of myself.
I am known by many names; Father of Destruction, Summoner of Demons, Creator of Shadows, and Alley Ratt.
I am a Father to two cats (Maurice and Morticia) and stepfather to three poodles (Arlo, Milo, and Benjamin). I have a beautiful, supportive, raven-haired partner named Meagan, who can kill a man by looking at him and charm a snake by smiling. I love art and I live my life like an action movie with the most epic metal soundtrack ever to shred.
I’m incredibly proud of my younger brother and am beyond mutha effin’ STOKED to have a kick-ass sister such as Rachel. *Mic Drop*”
On meeting Graham: “Through our mutual friends, Karen and Stephen Rattray”
On meeting Rachel: “She was my squad leader in ‘Nam. She carried me 5 miles through hostile territory, dodging constant enemy fire, all the way to our FOB. When we returned to the states, we started a shrimp boat business.”
How did you meet Graham and Rachel?
What is one of your favorite memories with Graham and Rachel?
“Psshhhh kickin it like Judo everyday when we lived together.’“
“Let’s just say peanut butter and jelly could learn something from Graham and Rachel because they were meant to be together. I can’t think of anyone who complements each other like them. With their constant support of each other, I truly believe they could take over the world. #Grachel2024”
How would you describe the relationship shared between Graham and Rachel?
Get to know Alley Rat even better:
Allen’s personal V.I.P.:
While we consider Allen a “V.I.P.” in our lives, Meagan “Murder Dog” Lind is the V.I.P. in his!
Allen’s hobbies and passions:
“I like art, bruh. Wood carving, drawing, painting, sculpting, burning, building, all of it. I also enjoy puppies and exercise.”
Fun facts about Allen:
1) “I’m a color-blind artist.”
2) “I own more axes than underwear.”
3) “I’m the reason Mona Lisa smiled.”
A final note from the Father of Destruction, himself:
“A group of jellyfish is known as a Smack.”
Allen Through the years
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